Psychiatrists

2006-03-24T22:27:17Z

There are many, many people on this world who should burn in hell, and I must say an unhealthy number of them are psychiatrists. Even if we completely ignore the fact that they're money leaching golddiggers, they're still the most cocksucking profession in the world, even more so than presidential interns. There are just so many things that piss me off about them, I don't even know where to start. First of all, almost all of psychiatry is made up, in a twisted, totally perverted fairy tale kind of way. The kind of fairy tale that ends in "And then all the little boys let me fondle their testicles, and they all lived happily ever after." What was I getting at? Oh yeah, made up things. Ok, what I'm saying is, you can't just go around diagnosing and medicating diseases if you don't even have suffient evidence of their existence, or have any idea of their cause or their symptoms. Let me illustrate this point. Joe wants to fuck his mom. Let's see, why does Joe want to fuck his mom? Gee, probably because he's a SICK FUCKING PERVERT WITH NO SELF CONTROL. See, that's all you have to say. It would be totally unethical of me to say "Joe wants to fuck his mom because he has an oedipus complex. I have no actual evidence that theres a such thing as an oedipus complex, and that it's anything beyond people just wanting to fuck their moms, but even so, I'll medicate him and act like I have some fucking clue about what I'm talking about, and get lots of money." Goddamn it, I'm not being very coherent right now. What I mean is, you can't just take any flaw you feel like and say it's a symptom of a disease. A doctor couldn't just say to my cousin Tony "Wow, Tony, you have an incredibly small penis, therefore you have a disease and must be medicated, so that your penis is normal." That would be unethical because it's just a shitty thing about tony, it's not a fucking disease. Similarly, you can't say to me "Wow, you're very angry. Therefore you have such-and-such disease and need to take medicine." It's just a personality trait, goddamn it!

And I don't want to hear "But pschiatrists help people!" You know what would really help the kinds of people who willfully go to psychiatrists? Manditory euthanasia. They're stupid hypochondriac fuck-ups, who deserve all the problems that they have. You know what the biggest problem with this country is? WEAK PEOPLE. And psychiatrists play into that. They tell people "Oh, you have a disease, it's not your fault, we'll help you, blah blah blah." What they should tell people is "Wow, you're a whiney piece of shit. Go grow some balls and join the army." JUST FUCKING TELL PEOPLE TO TOUGHEN UP! People need to do that. Weakness should be eliminated.

I know someone who says she has OCD. And that, in and of itself, would just be stupid and not really a problem, except that her psychiatrist agrees with her. And why this particular diagnoses? Because she's obsessed with her ex-boyfriend. You know what her problem is? She is a sick stalker with no life who can't move on. The cure? GET THE FUCK OVER IT. I am so sick of people acting like they have real diseases when all their problems are DUE TO THEIR OWN WEAKNESS. And when people who are supposed to be goddamn doctors play into it, that's when I start to praise God for creating hell.

When I was quite young, I had to go to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I was a hypocondriac and totally delusional. Then I went to a real doctor, who said "Oh, actually this child isn't a hypocondriac, this child is ACTUALLY FUCKING PHYSICALLY SICK. This child needs ACTUAL MEDICATION FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY SICK." And I was like "you hear that, psychiatrist? Now lick my balls."

I also hate this cultural mentality that mental diseases are fucking sexy. I'd sooner find cervical cancer, herpes, and anal warts sexy than I would fucking mental diseases. Especially schitzophrenia. I have an uncle whose schitzophrenic. I like my uncle very much, I do. But if I had to describe him in one word, I'd definitely say "retard." It isn't sexy! He sits there with his mouth open, drools, and does nothing but eat pizza. With no mushrooms, mind you, because those make him fart. It's horrible. It's sick. Schitzophrenia isn't something that makes you go around saying "ohhhh, I talk to people who aren't there. I think people plot against me. Want to go up to my apartment and fuck?" It's something that makes you go around saying "durrrr. I think I just pissed myself."

Now, I guess I can't hate on my uncle's psychiatrists, because they're helping someone with a legitimate problem that isn't his fault. I'll admit, if anyone could show that my uncle isn't really sick, I'd change my middle name to "winnie the poo." But I still hold to the opinion that most psychiatrists are douchebags. It's like nazis. I admit that I'd like to spend a few hours with erwin rommel, because he was a good strategist and I'd be interested to hear how he did that, but I'm still free to make the generalizeation "Most nazis would not be welcome in my house." Same with shrinks.

Anyway. *bows* The incoherency of this rant was brought to you by the fact that I don't have any crack.

Cutters: Kinda an obvious group to hate, but oh how I hate them.

2006-03-13T23:48:31Z

Ok, everybody knows this, but I'll just say it for clarification: Cutters are stupid fucking whiney emo attention whores. Damn. I just hate the fact that anybody cares about their problems. I can't stand it. Cutting is creating problems of your own, just so you can whine about them, therefore it doesn't deserve sympathy at all. Yes, they really do have problems. But THAT'S ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT. People who are stupid do tend to have a lot of problems, but the reason is that they're stupid, so nobody should care. Damn, emo kids. It's just ridiculous. And, on top of it all, it can't possbly hurt that much. Shearing your entire arm off with a chainsaw, now that would get my respect. But taking a pair of scissors and making little scrapes? Sorry, no.

And what happened to society collectively telling these douchebags to grow some balls? This is america, we're supposed to be a bunch of tough fucks, but we baby a bunch of dumbass kids so they feel like they can go around attention whoring for the rest of their lives. I'm not saying that we should have some fascist gestapo sending these kids to concentration camps, I'm saying that their parents should throw them into the military, and society in general should label them as whiney losers who will hopefully burn in hell where they'll at least understand some real pain. Instead, people tend to be like "oh, those poor freaks," the same way you would treat someone who was born with an extra arm or something. And lemme make this clear: People born with extra arms have real problems. A bunch of fucking white people in the suburbs whining about how their parents only buy them a ton of shit and don't really love them do not have problems. Which is another group of people I hate, by the way, people who say "My parents don't love me, they only buy me computers and video games and cd players and ipods. Boo hoo." Now, that very well might be true, their parents might not love them. But the point is, if your parents buy you all that fucking shit, I don't care if they love you or not. Just be grateful that they buy you shit. I mean, there are people in the world whose parents don't love them or buy them shit, and that kinda sucks. But if you have an ipod and video games and a computer and all that, you don't need parental love. Just enjoy the stuff you have. I'll forgive you for whining about it if you're like...five years old, but honestly once you're over the age of ten you need to shut the fuck up.

Anyway, back to cutters. Ok, I'm sure there are a few cutters in the world who have real problems. I'm sure there are people cutting who grew up in impoverished third world countries begging for food and had to eat their little brothers for dinner just to stay alive. Probably not many, but I'm sure they exist. But cutting is still a fucking stupid thing to do. Because it's making your own problems worse. And no problem is so bad that it gives you the right to intentionally make it worse.

And also, most cutters don't have real problems. That's a stereotype, but it's also true, so deal with it. It's kinda like "most people who listen to brighteyes deserve to have their heads shoved up their whiney cunts, but that probably wouldn't help the situation much, since they're all into that kinda thing anyway." Point being: some stereotypes are true, so we should have the right to say them. Also, it's not even close to saying "most black people are crackheads" or "most mexicans would kill to have a job cleaning my toilet," because those are assuming something based on an aspect of a person that the person cannot control. Which is why those stereotypes are generally stupid to say. But stereotypes that assume an aspect of someone's personality based on something they actually do, well, that's a kind of stereotyping people do all the time, and it's usually right. Damn it, I'm going off on a tangent. My point is, even if a minute speck of the cutter population has real problems, most of them don't. And I hate when people tell me not to say that just because there's always going to be a tiny little acception to that rule. It's still true, about ninety nine percent of the time, fucking damn it.

And if you do it, and really feel like you can't help yourself (which I doubt is true anyway, but that's beside the point), at least get the fuck out of my face. It's kinda like having an infection that makes you shit green moldy slime. It's something you should be embarrased about, not something you should go around telling people. Because it is a fucking embarrasment. Cutting is a character flaw. Just like lazyness, whineyness, stupidity, or anything like that, it is a flaw and nothing more. So don't be proud of it, don't act like it's a big fucking tragedy, just stop doing it, and shut the fuck up.

Journal of Anger

Psychiatrists

Cutters: Kinda an obvious group to hate, but oh how I hate them.